Emo Threatens Nations Youth!

Straight from the Suicide Girls Newswire:

"According to a local news report in Grand Forks, North Dakota, "emo" is the next youth movement to corrupt the sensibilities of American teenagers, replacing goth culture as the number one enemy of parents everywhere. Yes, that's right; My Chemical Romance is just as, if not more dangerous than Elvis shaking his hips on television, violent movies and even Marilyn Manson.

The story focuses on the 'cutting' phenomenon, but links all manner of dangerous anti-social behavior to wearing tight clothing, hanging out in your bedroom and making mixtapes. Best of all, humorous sites like the Insta-Emo Kit are taken seriously and local youth are interviewed, revealing that teenage angst is shockingly alive and well. What would Kurt Cobain think???

Don't worry, though; the town sheriff knows what's happening and is on the case investigating the infamous "emo scale," which kids everywhere use to evaluate each other's emo-ness; the reporter points out that if you've attempted suicide, you "hit the jackpot." It's times like these that The Onion appears to be a viable news source. Enjoy."

Fox Just Can't Congratulate Gore

You'd have thought that after receiving a standing ovation, having his film win several Oscars and being granted an audience of billions Fox would report on Al Gore and An Inconvenient Truth's success at the Oscars. No way. The only story they've run on their website since the Academy Awards is this one about Al Gore's house using too much electricty.

If you don't say it, it ain't so.

200 Year Sentence for Child Pornography Fan

Yes. Definately. Child pornographers are amongst the worst of the worst. No question. A 200 year sentence does seem unneccessarily harsh though.

Hilarity ensues

Here's a clip from Fox's new satirical news show, 'the 1/2 Hour News Hour' - their attempt to do a rightwing version of the Daily Show. It's painfully unfunny.

Fox News Blasphemy Challenge

Have just got back from holiday and wanted to go to bed, but then I found this and had to post it. Opinions?